How My Funny I.Qs Went When I Was Bored

By the way when i say I.Q i mean Internet Quizes not the other intelligence thingy...i was bored i had nothing to do and i love pretending that i am a celebrity and i am being interviewed...so this my moment of fame went...




What is your name?: Gio
Are you named after anyone?: Yes
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Nope
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Corrine
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: I don't know
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Yes, always
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Never

Basics
Your gender:: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: Straight
Single?: Till proven
If not, do you want to be?: Oh man...
Birth-date:: 04th
Your age:: 23
Age you act:: 57
Age you wish you were:: 23
Your height:: 5'8"
Eye color:: Ebony brown
Happy with it?: Nope
Hair color:: Dusty black
Happy with it?: I think i look good with red
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: ambide-what? Right
Your living arrangement:: Parallel
Your family:: I love em
Have any pets?: Is a doll a pet?
Whats your job?: Cashier/Indie Author and poet/Ghostwriter
Piercings?: Nope
Tattoos?: Nope
Obsessions?: Books
Addictions?: Biting my nails
Do you speak another language?: Yes
Have a favorite quote?: *itch run. He's gon kill you!!
Do you have a webpage?: diary-of-gio.blogspot.com

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: I doubt
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes
Do you have any secrets?: Just 1 or maybe 2 or 3 or 4 oh jeez they’re plenty
Do you hate yourself?: Never
Do you like your handwriting?: Yes on keyboard
Do you have any bad habits?: Yes
What is the compliment you get from most people?: You are crazy gio
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: The Diary: Chronicles of Neill
Can you sing?: Yes
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Yes...that i am Eminem
Are you a loner?: Yes
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Seeing the ones i love happy
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Definitely, i mean am cool
Are you a daredevil?: Somehow
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: That i might end up not having nails one day
Are you passive or aggressive?: Depends if it is after coffee or before
Do you have a journal?: diary-of-gio.blogspot.com
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Caring and caring
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Length of my hair to be long
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: I doubt
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Not taking chances
Do you think life has been good so far?: So far so good not best
What do you like the most about your body?: My brains
And least?: Nails
Do you think you are good looking?: Excuse me, people get killed by cars b'coz of me. I mean they keep saying i am Johny Depp
Are you confident?: Yes
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Clark Kent
Are you perceived wrongly?: That i am an alien

Do You...
Smoke?: It's been awhile, I just did try though
Read the newspaper?: Only cartoons and T.V guide
Pray?: Everyday
Go to church?: Depends on your definition of church
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Yes
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Oh, my Jessica, I miss you
Take walks in the rain?: Yes
Talk to people even though you hate them?: I don't hate, i'm just not convinced to like them
Drive?: Mercedes SLK in Need For Speed
Like to drive fast?: Police are always chasing me for over speeding in Need For Speed

Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: Yes
Hurt yourself?: Yes
Been out of the country?: Yes
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Lol no details
Been in love?: Yes
Gone skinny dipping?: Yes
Had a medical emergency?: Yes
Had surgery?: Nah
Ran away from home?: Yes when I was seven years old
Got beaten up?: Yes
Beaten someone up?: I owe it to my kung fu techniques
Been picked on?: Been a piñata yes
Been on stage?: Yes
Slept outdoors?: Nope
Thought about suicide?: A number of times
Pulled an all nighter?: Yes
If yes, what is your record?: like 3 days playing Play Station
Gone one day without food?: Yes
Talked on the phone all night?: Yes
Slept all day?: No, who does that by the way?
Killed someone?: Lol i kill a lot of people everyday in my brain everyday
Made out with a stranger?: No
Kissed the same sex?: pUKE!!!
Been betrayed?: Yes
Had a dream that came true?: Yes
Broken the law?: Severally
Met a famous person?: Yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: No, just intentionally
On purpose?: I've said yes
Stolen anything?: Yes
Been on radio/tv?: I was in a riot, yeah on T.V
Been in a mosh-pit?: No
Had a nervous breakdown?: No
Bungee jumped?: No
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Severally

Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets?: Yes
Miracles?: I am one
Astrology?: Yes
Magic?: Nope
God?: Yes
Satan?: Yhea i know he's there but don't get it twisted i don't believe in him
Santa?: Nope
Ghosts?: Yes
Luck?: No
Love at first sight?: I think but more of lust at first sight
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Yes, it's called the balance
Witches?: Take of the W and replace with B, then yes
Easter bunny?: Nope
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: To God yes
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: Nope
Do you wish on stars?: I don't believe in wishes

Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Only biblical
Do you think God has a gender?: No answer
Do you believe in organized religion?: Huh?
Where do you think we go when we die?: First we soar on nothingness until the day Christ returns

Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Oh yes
Who is your best friend?: Pinocchio
Your favourite inside joke?: Right now i am killing you in my imaginary world and you don't know
Newest?: Beth Kiszack
Shyest?: Sophie a.k.a Gabby Dans
Funniest?: 90% of my pals are funniest
Sweetest?: Schneidy
Closest?: Oh you're getting personal now huh?
Weirdest?: Charity
Smartest?: None of em lolest
Ditziest?: Giovanni
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Soph, Mercy, Fred, Liyah and Kate
Last person you talked to online?: Mercy
Who do you talk to most online?: Kaya and Richie
Who are you on the phone with most?: Teddy, Allen, Djountel and Biasha...
Who do you trust most?: God
Who listens to your problems?: Pretty much all of them but Schneidy takes the trophy here
Who do you fight most with?: Soph lol oh and Richie
Do you always feel understood?: Yes my small circle does
Do you trust others easily?: Yes
Do your friends know you?: Yes
Friend that lives farthest away:: That would be Schneidy

Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: Oh no
What do you find romantic?: Not being interrupted while eating my favorite meal
Turn-on?: Appreciation
Turn-off?: Watching Nigerian movies
First kiss?: My ex
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: Like jumping off a 90 storey building
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: Most people pretend to be who they are not during the dating period so no
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: Don't they do that nowadays?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Lol yhea i don't know what i was on but i thought Fiona of Shrek is just wow
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I am like the modern Tom Cruise to them but i am always like, oh please get yourself together gurls
What is best about the opposite sex?: Brains
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Ego
Are you in love?: Well yhea
Do you consider your significant other hot?: You getting personal again buh yhea

Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: Jeepers Creepers
You wanted to kill?: a cockroach
That you laughed at?: Patrick.
That laughed at you?: Patrick
That turned you on?: Don't you dare go there man
You went shopping with?: My ego
That broke your heart?: Really?
To disappoint you?: Obie
To ask you out?: Mercy
To make you cry?: ERROR!!
To brighten up your day?: Djountel
That you thought about?: My dad
You saw a movie with?: Patrick
You talked to on the phone?: My sister Bey
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Brittnay
You saw?: Steve
You lost?: How?

Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: Nope I am indoor
Will it be with your significant other?: Refer to the previous
Or some random person?: Shut up are you missing a link in your brain
What are you wearing right now?: Rubber bands on my hand
What are you worried about right now?: How i am going to answer this question
What book are you reading?: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Are you bored?: Of course
Are you tired?: Almost
Are you talking to anyone online?: Nope
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Nope
Are you lonely or content?: Both actually
Are you listening to music?: Yes


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